with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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