Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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