my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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