i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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