That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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