So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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