He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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