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I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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