There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
its liver damage thursday
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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