Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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