You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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