nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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