You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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