Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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