Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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