i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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