I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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