are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
