ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
