So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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