I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
