those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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