I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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