your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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