Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
