I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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