1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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