If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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