he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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