If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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