In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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