Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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