You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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