Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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