why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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