but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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