Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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