you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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