i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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