yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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