I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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