Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Randomize
