brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
