Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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