scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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