She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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