You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
My bed is full of blood and feathers
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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