big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He passed out mid-signature
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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