Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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