I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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