I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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