: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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