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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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